- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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