jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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Lil Wayne

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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i saw amango it splootered

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swag

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A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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