- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

5 Italian guys from Long Island

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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