- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

And you honored it I see :P

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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