Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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