Knock knock It's open, come in

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

i wonder who made this website? a human

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Study from real life: My trip to Texas. (From the time when I was interested in mormon-ism.) Texan: And here is my gun collection, great for shootin yer Mexican scum. Me: Uh I am Norwegian but my ancestors where Russian or something so my skin is... Texan: *points gun at me and pushes trigger halfways* Just kidding der son, sure you aint no Mexican though? Okay just checkin ya know... Me *sweating bullets* Texan guys gun go off almost hitting me and breaking a vase.. Conclusion: He blamed me, everyone had lunch outside later, everyone kept looking at the "trigger happy MEXICAN"... Nero: By then I began grasping the fact that I was better suited for the study of the dark arts... And also learned that in Mormonism, Heaven and Hell are planets locked into war, where black people where neutral, and red people are demon supporters, but WE CAN ALL BE SAVED BY BECOMING WHITE! JUST LIKE THE ANGEL MORONI! Conclusion two: Moroni... Lol.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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