Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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YOU

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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