a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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