Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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