- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

I put my baby in a microwave.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

There was once a man who lived in a box.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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