knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

123 f*ck off

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Cripples are lame.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Anti Joke

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