- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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