Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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The child was fired from his job.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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