What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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Incidentally,on the subject of friends, when do you actually classify someone as a friend? Is it: When you have been to each others' house; When you have had an intelligent conversation more than once; When you have stayed for dinner; Or perhaps simply when each has decided that the other is worth the air that they breathe? [L]

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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Men's rights

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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