- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Chris is hairy

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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