yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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