Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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