What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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your mum

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

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Remember IRON MAN 3! Subscribe to www.prettypleasehelpmeforgethatpieceofshitmovie.com

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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