what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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