- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Justin beiber comment if u get it

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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