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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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