What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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A penis walks into a bar..

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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Anti Joke

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