- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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