Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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