- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

My spelling is horrible

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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