What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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Why did the house burn down? Obama

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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say it ten times fast: oh

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Relax, it simply would not be working out for you if your mother was nearby, you see, the subconcious is limited by the concious mind, so if your subconcious can detect your mother (or anyone but me nearby) your conscious mind goes "uh oh" and it stops. Oh, right, and considering you can still type, how about we increase the effect into... I dunno, six billion? Yeah six billion. Anyway, the next time you want to experience it, just poke your nose, and since we do not want you to poke your nose off, you only do it once and you can yourself decide when it ends, at this level you should not be able to type, but if you want to type you can of course turn it off.

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Female Orgasms

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Anti Joke

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