- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

my penis

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

i dont fisish anythi

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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