- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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