Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

A dancer walks into a barre

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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