- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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