what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Equal rights!

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

gingers

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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