- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that motherbleep to drink all you want that bleep to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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