- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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