- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Knock knock It's open, come in

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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