When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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