What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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I have a black friend that recently went to the doctor for a full checkup. I saw him today, and he we was dressed to the nines in a very expensive suit. "What's with the suit," I asked. "My doctor told me I'm impotent! So I thought, if I'm going to be impotent, then it'll be harder to attract a long term mate without the ability to give her children someday. So I've decided to showcase my impeccable taste in style to make up for it." He seemed really bummed out, so I gave him a hug and we went and had some ice cream.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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Jimmy Saville

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Weaner

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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