There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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One, two, three, four and five

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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