- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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