Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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haha Otarts was here

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Poop

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Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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