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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

How do you scare a black man? You dont

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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