- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

homosexual rights to marriage

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

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