I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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