- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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