- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

So this guy was making a sandwich...

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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