What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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I wrote a funny joke.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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Nero, you got followers, people that believe in you, ironically maybe a lot less now, that I have been giving them the fake illusion that I am you, why did you never reveal your true self? Is there something wrong with you physically? Something you fear being judged upon? I love and admire your work, and you to be honest, I know you are married and all, but my heart has chosen its path, it cant be helped really, believe me, I have tried. Dont lose hope in yourself, sometimes you have to accept that you are smarter, wiser, more compassionate and vulnerable than the rest, allowing yourself to be a vulnerable person, also shows how strong you are, if you shut it all away in order to become "strong", you know you end up alone and forgotten. I understand why someone such as you loses hope in humanity, but as long as you hold into the hope of you having the wisdom and courage required to stand on your own with pride rather than shame of your strength and individuality as a human being, something ever rarer I concur, then you have the right to consider yourself greater rather than some arrogant jackass, believe me, I know the man I am speaking about.

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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Anti Joke

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