- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

Why did the man jump out of the plane? Because the plane was losing fuel fast so he grabbed a parachute and went for it and realized that was the only one left so everyone died a horrible death.

Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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