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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Michael Brown

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Who is big and stupid My brother

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Gustavo Andrade

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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