- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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