- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

What is funnier then 25 9/11

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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