What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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A blind man walks into a library.

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Look. I just enjoy a few drinks every now and then. I mean, I can quit whenever I want to. That's no reason to start people calling names.. Wait, no. That's not.. Look. How much do you drink every day, huh? Why not ask that? And why do I have to be the one changing your stupid light bulb? If it's sooooo important that the light bulb be changed, do it yourself, you lazy bastard. Don't rely on other people to do your work for you.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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my penis

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