What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

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A man walks into a bar with a giant banana as a head and the bartender asks why he has a giant banana as a head and the man says get me a drink and i will explain, the bartender got the man a drink and he started to explain why, so i found this real nice golden lamp and i rubbed it next thing you know this genie pops out and he said i get three wishes the first one he wishes for unlimited wealth with a snap of the genies fingers the wish came true next he wished to be the most handsome man ever with a spin and a snap the wish came true but this is where it went wrong, I said to the genie and i cant believe he got me with this one (because genies always put a twist on things) i said: i wish for my head to be a banana

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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A man walks into a bar

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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