- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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