- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

race-car = rac-ecar

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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