How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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Andoni was here

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Death by kayak

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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