woman's rights

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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why does the man appear fat he is

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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Good job, son.

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I have a really funny joke.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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