What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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Peas

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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Anti Joke

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