- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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