- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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