- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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