- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

what happened to your carpool? they died.

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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