Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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