- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

why did the blue berry cross the road

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