Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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Sarah Palin.

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There's a white guy and a black guy, on a bridge. Of corse the idiot white guy jumps off. But the black guy yells, I NEVER LIKED U!!!!! Later that day the police showed up and asked wat happened. The black guy said, U GOT NO EVIDENCE!!! The police say true and walk away. Then go to Dunkin Donuts and get a triple chocolate donnut and coffee. They lived happily ever after. Except for the white guy. :)

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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