a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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What were the murderer's last words before he was put to death by electric chair? "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNFHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................................................................................................................." He then defecated in his pants.

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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The child was fired from his job.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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