How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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