What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

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Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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