- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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