- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

school homewrok

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

womens rights.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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