- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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