If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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Your big dick.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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