Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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