- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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