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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

A dancer walks into a barre

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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