Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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