What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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