- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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