How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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