Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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