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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Allah walked into AK Bar

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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