What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

What's 1+1? 69.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Pain Olympics.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Golf.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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