There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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