- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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