In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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