- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

What did the boy reading a book do? Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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