what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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