How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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Cripples are lame.

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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