Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

noah is a scrub jungle

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

your mom.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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