What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

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Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Anti Joke

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