- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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