- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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