- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

What's brown an sticky Shit

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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