- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

What's blue? The sky.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

What's brown an sticky Shit

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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