- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

why did your mum die young because she had canser

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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