This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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WNBA

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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