A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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