- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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