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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

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