A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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Q: What do you get when you have water, sodium C14-16 olefin sulfonate, glycerin, disodium lauroamphodiacetate, polysorbate 20, cocamidopropyl, betaine, PEG-6 Phenoxyethanol, PPG-15 Stearyl, Ether, Citric Acid, isocateth-20, Fragrance, Methylparaben, Tetrasodium EDTA, Xanthan Gum, Propylparben, Ethylparagen, and Camelia Sinensis Leaf Extract? A: All New Clean & Clear Oil Free Make-up Dissolving Foaming Cleanser.

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