- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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