What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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