What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

My mom

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Read a Book.

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

what happened to your carpool? they died.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

like if your cool

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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