- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

where's mom I killed her

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