What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Yellow People !!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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