- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Get on the boat.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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