Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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Anti Joke

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