- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

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