Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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