Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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a black man pays his child support

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

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your mom is so fat.

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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It works on whoever I have an emotional attachment with, for example people might be thinking you and I write in the exact same style, but I am actually copying your way of typing (spelling, word composition etc) this because we relate on a deep emotional level with people that like "get us" because they can act and behave like us. This again doubles the effect of the hypnosis, since when I get "super high on trance" and you feel that way, well, we both reach into the same wavelength, literally. Scientists and hypnotists supposedly have no idea as to why this happens, but I know, it is because our brain patterns are so similar, that even though we are at a long distance, your body believes itself to be an extension of mine and the other way around. How do I know this? Yogurt.

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well shit whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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