Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ?

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

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three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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