- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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