- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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