Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

A Chinese man fails a math test

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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