- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

What do you call a black man? Rob

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

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