knock knock... ...no answer

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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John lazzaro likes dick

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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An american family is picknicking on the bottom of the ocean. They are eating french fries, big mac's, chicken mc nuggets and drinking coca cola, some slurpies too, all purchased at the local mac donalds near lyndon blvd, in chevy chase near that weird house with the toothless lady that always smiles and then all of a sudden frowns at you, often wearing either a dark green or mint green dress. Spongebob squarepants comes drifting by dead in circular pants and little Sally, their youngest daughter asks a question, which cannot be heard because they're underwater.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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