Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Cripples are lame.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Tony Romo

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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