- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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