- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Knock knock It's open, come in

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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