- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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