- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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