- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

69...you know how awkward this is now...

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different