- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

Justin's life

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

sky silverstein

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

I like touching my boobs

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