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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Knock knock Fuck off!

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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