- Anti Joke

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What rhymes with milk...milf

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock