How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...