What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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FUCK YOU

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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Denard Robinson

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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