Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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