- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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