- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

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