What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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Jovan

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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