What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Ross.

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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