- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Justin Bieber

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

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