Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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