- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Justin Bieber

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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