- Anti Joke

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.