- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Knock Knock.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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