A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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