What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

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Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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Why so serious ?

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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