Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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