- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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