- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

the WNBA.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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