You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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