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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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