- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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