- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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