How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Andoni was here

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

a man checks his mypsace

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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