A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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What were the murderer's last words before he was put to death by electric chair? "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNFHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................................................................................................................." He then defecated in his pants.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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