- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

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