Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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