What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Steve Jobs is alive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

Women's rights.

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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