how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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