What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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