You want to hear a joke? Republican

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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