Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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David Cameron

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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There's a donut on a cruise ship and he goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain goes "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and says "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain replies "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain says "NO!" and throws him over board Theres a couple on the cruise ship and the man was going to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and propose. So he was showing his bestfriend (who was also on the cruise ship) the ring. But was he pulled it out the wind picked up and the ring fell over board. So the man was forced to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and couldn't propose. So they go to dinner and the both get crab. And when they open up the crab and guess what's in the crab?! Not the ring the donut!!!

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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