Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

How you know when dislextic

Anyone can post anything.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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