Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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