- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

antonio has a penis head.lol

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

If you have a stroke, call 000

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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