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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

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