- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

A russian gives away vodka.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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